383 A joke in the Frozen Chosen discussion
I laughed out loud at this one. It was in the blog comments section."A young boy was shocked to find that his neighborhood playmates had never been baptized. Thinking quickly, he led them all to the nearest church.
A janitor, the only person there at the time, opened the door and let them in. Upon hearing what they wanted, he led them into the bathroom, where he proceeded to sprinkle each of them with water from a toilet.
Walking home, the boys began to wonder what demonination they had joined.
"Well we can't be baptists," one boy said, "because they dunk you all the way in."
"Well, we can't be Catholics," another boy said. "They pour water over your head and light candles."
After further discussion, another boy finally interrupted in disgust. "Come on, guys, didn't you smell that water? We're 'piscopalians!" "
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